Is Andrei Arlovski actually George Michael?

What is the difference between Andrei Arlovski and George Michael? Fangs and submissions? Submission skills are easy to hide and fangs can be removed when convenient.

Supposedly Arlovski is from Belarus, but we all know that records in the Eastern Bloc are suspect and easily altered after the fact.



This picture of Arlovski earlier in his career is quite revealing as it is easily reproduced by merging the following two pictures of the frontman from Wham.

(Exhibit A)

(Exhibit B)

Like George Michael, Arlovski has altered his hairstyle and beard many times. And have the two ever been seen in the same place?

If Arlovski ever enters the ring looking like this...



...then the jig will be up once and for all.